AISA bhi hota hai: PART I
Railways and trains have something against me. They dont like me. or..forget it.no grumblings.
I have had wonderful experiences in train in past one year. the latest one has got me so pissed off that i have decided to write all the experiences. but sure trains dont like me!
i ll begin wid the most intresting one coz i may loose the tempo to write and the plan may b scrapped alltogether.so i ll log the most intresting thingy first.
Experience I:
Nix was thoroughly bored with his life. pata nahi kuch maaza nahi aa raha tha life me.i was busy like hell wid life.classes bhi jaa raha tha in this sem(though only 2 weeks till now).but something was missing.
Flashback to endsems of 3rd sem...met a very old friend of mine on orkut. i had never seen/spoken to/thought of to this bandi in last 8 years and then i find her on orkut.voila!
I had a huge huge crush on her in class 5. fir kya tha..made frantic calls to almost everybody i know and finally dug out her fone no.[kolkata me jo hai wo :)].just for records..no sentiments for her anymore but its so nice talking to old pals! flashback ends.
last weekend (ya shayad during the week) ye hua:jaisa pehle bola..was really bored wid life.orkutwa pe bhatiyate hue with her we planned to meet on sunday. news spread like fire. NIKHIL DATE PE GOING TO KOLKATA!! pressure was natural :D . whatever. sunday morning.i take a bath..i wanted to skip the bath but decided to take a bath for 2 reasons
1. 14th jan..makar sankranti festival. bola jaata hai ki u shud take bath on makar.
2. 15th december: last when i had a bath. maazak nahi kar raha hoon.it was one month since a wash and i decided to plunge!
khair.nahaya..shave bhi kiya. urban ka ironed shirt udhar liya.jacket bhi.aur naye + clean socks aswell.deo aur gel lagaya. bag uthaya. i was reading 'the google story at that time'.so kept it in my bag..aur chal diye kolkata. train was at 1.45pm. JUST caught the train. local train rush...run run run.somehow grab a seat..and woo...finally headin towards kol. google story nikala and started reading the final chapters of it. never looked up-down-left AND right. by 3.15 i was done wid my book. an hour of journey was still left so i decided to engage my neighbour in a conversation.gult tha wo. i asked him 'kalkatta kitne der me aayega?'. he looked at me very inquisitively and asked 'kaun si jagah?'. 'kalkatta' i reply. and he is like unable to comprehend.
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then comes a reply.."YE TRAIN TO HYDERABAD JAA RAHI HAI".
mazaak chal raha hai kya? nopes. the train was headed to hyd.i was in a wrong train.peacefully headed in the opposite direction.sulk sulk and sulk..my first reaction was ..abe yaar koi sutta do pehle! tabhi airtel ka msg aaya
I have had wonderful experiences in train in past one year. the latest one has got me so pissed off that i have decided to write all the experiences. but sure trains dont like me!
i ll begin wid the most intresting one coz i may loose the tempo to write and the plan may b scrapped alltogether.so i ll log the most intresting thingy first.
Experience I:
Nix was thoroughly bored with his life. pata nahi kuch maaza nahi aa raha tha life me.i was busy like hell wid life.classes bhi jaa raha tha in this sem(though only 2 weeks till now).but something was missing.
Flashback to endsems of 3rd sem...met a very old friend of mine on orkut. i had never seen/spoken to/thought of to this bandi in last 8 years and then i find her on orkut.voila!
I had a huge huge crush on her in class 5. fir kya tha..made frantic calls to almost everybody i know and finally dug out her fone no.[kolkata me jo hai wo :)].just for records..no sentiments for her anymore but its so nice talking to old pals! flashback ends.
last weekend (ya shayad during the week) ye hua:jaisa pehle bola..was really bored wid life.orkutwa pe bhatiyate hue with her we planned to meet on sunday. news spread like fire. NIKHIL DATE PE GOING TO KOLKATA!! pressure was natural :D . whatever. sunday morning.i take a bath..i wanted to skip the bath but decided to take a bath for 2 reasons
1. 14th jan..makar sankranti festival. bola jaata hai ki u shud take bath on makar.
2. 15th december: last when i had a bath. maazak nahi kar raha hoon.it was one month since a wash and i decided to plunge!
khair.nahaya..shave bhi kiya. urban ka ironed shirt udhar liya.jacket bhi.aur naye + clean socks aswell.deo aur gel lagaya. bag uthaya. i was reading 'the google story at that time'.so kept it in my bag..aur chal diye kolkata. train was at 1.45pm. JUST caught the train. local train rush...run run run.somehow grab a seat..and woo...finally headin towards kol. google story nikala and started reading the final chapters of it. never looked up-down-left AND right. by 3.15 i was done wid my book. an hour of journey was still left so i decided to engage my neighbour in a conversation.gult tha wo. i asked him 'kalkatta kitne der me aayega?'. he looked at me very inquisitively and asked 'kaun si jagah?'. 'kalkatta' i reply. and he is like unable to comprehend.
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
then comes a reply.."YE TRAIN TO HYDERABAD JAA RAHI HAI".
mazaak chal raha hai kya? nopes. the train was headed to hyd.i was in a wrong train.peacefully headed in the opposite direction.sulk sulk and sulk..my first reaction was ..abe yaar koi sutta do pehle! tabhi airtel ka msg aaya
"Airtel welcomes you to orrisa" fuck airtel!!
koi nahi ..damage control begins. i msg back to my friend in kol nd call off the plans for evening. ask people around how i can go back to kgp and/or kol. thodi si kismat saath thi..got down at balsore station at orrisa..somehow escape the ticket-checker at the gate and get a ticket back to kgp. while i can have a cup of tea, 2 fags and a bottle of water and click a pic of balasore station, train headed to kgp and kol comes. i hop on. curse myself. then laugh and then some more curse!
ek galti aur ho gayi thi..told parived of the incident on fone. mere kgp aane ke pehle half of the kgp knew what a jerk i have been!! raat ko kshitij meeting me i was the laughing stock..thanks to baniya, urban and kanodia. kisi kutte ne heads ko bhi bata diya tha :(
agle din jo mile...so puche ' aur date kaisi rahi?' main bolun...bataunga yaar..khush?? bata diya naa date kaisi rahi!
anyways..yaar dont question my IQ.average hi hai yaar..kabhi kabhi ho jaata hai :P
waise the trip was very enlightening
1. chandipur beach is only 2 hrs from kgp by train. to go there get down at balasore railway station :D
2. urban (arnav yadav) se kabhi bhi kuch udhar mat lo. locha hota hai. i borrowed clothes..kolkata ki jagah orrisa pahuch gaya. and this is not one off incident. other people have also succumbed to his badduawien.
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to yeh tha railways kaand no. 1..3-4 aur hain. tempo hua to to more on them will come.. :D
ek galti aur ho gayi thi..told parived of the incident on fone. mere kgp aane ke pehle half of the kgp knew what a jerk i have been!! raat ko kshitij meeting me i was the laughing stock..thanks to baniya, urban and kanodia. kisi kutte ne heads ko bhi bata diya tha :(
agle din jo mile...so puche ' aur date kaisi rahi?' main bolun...bataunga yaar..khush?? bata diya naa date kaisi rahi!
anyways..yaar dont question my IQ.average hi hai yaar..kabhi kabhi ho jaata hai :P
waise the trip was very enlightening
1. chandipur beach is only 2 hrs from kgp by train. to go there get down at balasore railway station :D
2. urban (arnav yadav) se kabhi bhi kuch udhar mat lo. locha hota hai. i borrowed clothes..kolkata ki jagah orrisa pahuch gaya. and this is not one off incident. other people have also succumbed to his badduawien.
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to yeh tha railways kaand no. 1..3-4 aur hain. tempo hua to to more on them will come.. :D
posted by nix at 5:00 PM
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